Afa sad news, bit thanks for the memories - March 21, 2005
Author(s): Robbie Shepherd
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Syne I forethocht an decidit he wisna worth wastin win on an it's a peety Cabinet meenister John Reid hidna teen at advice fin dealin wi Jeremy Paxman.
A phone-call on Setterday morning pit aa thochts o at oot o ma heid wi the afa sad news o the daith o Paddy McGarr, o the Gallowglass Ceili Band, jist a day efter his dear wife, Sheila, wis laid tae rest an a day afore a faimily waddin.
Losh bit it's a blessin we dinna ken fit's afore's an a tragic time for the McGarrs wi Peggy - Paddy's sister, fa play't the horned fiddle - noo in a nursin home.
That news cam on tap o reading last wikk o the daith o Ian McConachie, o Elgin, my sparrin pairtner on a feow concert platforms.
It wis Bapper Ewen that linkit me tae the Gallowglass Ceili Band an I myn sittin in the front raa o Campbell Davidson's convertit Victoria Cinema in Ellon watchin John Mearns daein his hinmaist stint as MC o the famed Irish band, takkin tent o aa that wis gyan on as I wis tae tak ower fae him.
That wis tae be the start o mony a tour in the 1960s an 70s ilka sax month in spring an aatumn.
THERE wis the likes o Brendan Breen on accordion, wi the twinkling fingers an twinkling een; Jimmy McGarr - fa can forget the deep rich voice wi the Old Bog Road, een o ma favourites - Sean on the piano, the shy kindly Paddy on lead accordion, wi Peggy bi his side.
They were tae leave their mark nae only wi their personality, but wi a style wir ain bands were tae copy - presentation a priority.
As guest artist, I introduc't Jean Martin, noo mairrit wi a teenage dochter doon in Orpington in Kent. We keep in touch.
Laurencekirk wis aye the start o the twa-wikk tours an I aye felt sorry for the aadience there as there wis nae time for rehearsal an Jimmy wis aye wary as tae fit prottick I hid got him inta es time.
Jean wis a great sport an aye willin tae tak pairt, an I suppose een o the best responses we got wis parodeein Thoroughly Modern Millie.
Esma made full-length skirts for the twa o's, held thegither wi Velcro, an in the middle o the sang we wheepit them aff tae reveal nylon stockins richt up tae sma panties.
Jean swore I hid better legs than her, bit at wis a gye back-handit compliment.
Farewell tae Paddy an tae the Calor Gas Men, as I eest tae introduce them.
Happy, happy memories, an tho they laached like hell wi the aadience, they aye maintain't they didna unnerstan a word I said.
MA THOCHTS are also wi the faimily o Ian McConachie, an oor early meetins were at the Inverurie Musical Society Top Town competitions back aboot 1960. Ian wis wi the Elgin Team an me wi Kintore.
We must hae teen a trick wi somebody for we were speirt back month aboot as comedians for a feow eer an my fondest memory is sharing the Tivoli Theatre stage as a double act, him in evening goon as the wifie, beads doon till's belly, an me wi fite wig for aa the world like Mr Pastry - that wis the ploy as we did a take-off o Mr Pastry's lancers, big Ian flingin me across the stage, landing me in aneth the cheers. The bruises hae lang since gane.
Those were the days, my friend, we thocht they'd never end. Alas they hiv, bit thanks for the memories.
NOO aginst ma better judgment, I fin I hiv jist a wee space tae gyang back tae ma supercilious mannie fae the Sunday Times.
Fit wis he on aboot? The Asda signs in Doric in Peterheid, at's aa, an telling Asda an the warl at "there are better ways to do this than pretending the store is run by and for 17th-century farm labourers".
Get a life, min. Ken yer fowk for a start an hae a bit o fun like the lave o's. I canna be daein wi soor moos.
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