M1108 |
Look Mum! Hey, do you wanna read a story, a
//book?// |
F1107 |
//Oh that would be cool, but I thought we was gaun to play//
//[inaudible]// |
M1108 |
//Read!//
[?]Hey, that's that[/?] A-B-C-D. |
F1107 |
That's right, that's Postman Pat's ABC. |
M1108 |
Do you want to help me? |
F1107 |
Can easily.
Right, come on up
//and sit.// |
M1108 |
//No!//
Can you read it for me? |
F1107 |
[cough] Course I can.
Right. |
M1108 |
And that's aboot the big chicken, and the, and
grandma's the, the grandma's the |
F1107 |
The grandma what? |
M1108 |
[exhale] |
F1107 |
No, it's the Elves and The Shoemaker, darling. |
M1108 |
Oh, it is. |
F1107 |
Is it! Do you want Mummy to read you that story? |
M1108 |
No, so, I'm scared so,
so, grandma's the, so grandma's that |
F1107 |
Grandma gets eated by the wolf. |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
No, that's Little Red Riding Hood! |
M1108 |
Oh it is. |
F1107 |
It is.
It's Little Red Riding Hood, she gets eated by the wolf. |
M1108 |
Farr's the wolf? |
F1107 |
In the storybook.
//Want me to show you?// |
M1108 |
//Wha-.//
No. |
F1107 |
Sure? |
M1108 |
No! |
F1107 |
Postman Pat? |
M1108 |
Aye! |
F1107 |
Okay.
You tell me if you know what the letters are.
Do you know that? |
M1108 |
B! |
F1107 |
No, but close, that's a D.
So that's a good boy. |
M1108 |
And a frog on his hand. |
F1107 |
So it's a?
//F?// |
M1108 |
//F.//
And a |
F1107 |
And a littl-, that's a big F and a little F.
So that big F is called F.
And the little F, is called F.
See? |
M1108 |
And |
F1107 |
A big E is called E.
And the little one is called E. |
M1108 |
And Postman's Pat looking at the the the eggs hatching! |
F1107 |
That's right. |
M1108 |
And one hatched! |
F1107 |
Aw! And fitt's baby birdies called? |
M1108 |
[inaudible] |
F1107 |
They're called ch-? |
M1108 |
Chickens. |
F1107 |
That's right.
Fitt's at one? |
M1108 |
Fitt's that? |
F1107 |
It's a G. |
M1108 |
Well done Mum! What's that? |
F1107 |
A big G. |
M1108 |
Yeah Mum.
And somebody should shut the gate. |
F1107 |
That's right. |
M1108 |
And then the lambs come out! |
F1107 |
I see that! The lambs are all running out. |
M1108 |
Why? |
F1107 |
Cause they are cause somebody shu-, didna shut the gate. |
M1108 |
No? |
F1107 |
No? |
M1108 |
These didna shut the gate. |
F1107 |
No, they're bad boys and girls, aren't they? For not shutting the gate? |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
Uh-huh. |
M1108 |
And um, [inhale] [?]Tutullah[/?], ooh.
Mi- missed it! |
F1107 |
Fitt? |
M1108 |
I missed it! |
F1107 |
Missed fitt? |
M1108 |
I think somebody's on Maisie. |
F1107 |
You think something's on Maisie? |
M1108 |
Aye! |
F1107 |
Fitt like, erm, Tallulah? |
M1108 |
Aye, she left the gate open. |
F1107 |
Ah, I see.
That was bad, wasn't it? |
M1108 |
Aye. Hey! Who's that? |
F1107 |
That's Jess. Postman Pat's cat. |
M1108 |
Why is Jess looking at the
//the hedgehog?// |
F1107 |
//[inaudible] it's//
it's a letter. |
M1108 |
What's that? |
F1107 |
It's a H. |
M1108 |
Yeah! Well done Mummy! |
F1107 |
Oh, I'm so clever. |
M1108 |
And somebody spilled gu- glue. |
F1107 |
It's nae glue, it's ink. |
M1108 |
Aye, somebody spilled the ink. |
F1107 |
Aye. |
M1108 |
Who spilled the ink? |
F1107 |
Mm, fa do you think? |
M1108 |
Jessie. |
F1107 |
Jessie the cat? |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
Aye, Jessie's a bad cat. |
M1108 |
Why? |
F1107 |
Because.
Jess spilled th- the ink, and then she walked on it!
And then she made paw-prints aa ower the paper, look! |
M1108 |
And then aa over there. |
F1107 |
Aye, fitt do they look like? They look like blu-? |
M1108 |
Blues? |
F1107 |
Blues cl-? |
M1108 |
Clues? |
F1107 |
That's right!
Now, there's Mrs Hubbard makkin, fitt's she makkin?
//J?// |
M1108 |
//J- jam.// |
F1107 |
So that letter is a? |
M1108 |
W. |
F1107 |
No, it's nae a W.
It's a J. |
M1108 |
Ehm, and that's little Y. |
F1107 |
No, it's a big J and a little J.
A J and a J.
Big J, little J.
//Fitt's else is J for?// |
M1108 |
//[clapping]// |
F1107 |
J is for? |
M1108 |
Cat. |
F1107 |
No.
Je-? |
M1108 |
Je-,
[CENSORED: forename]. |
F1107 |
That's right! |
M1108 |
And, and O is for, will we find [CENSORED: forename]? |
F1107 |
Find the O for [CENSORED: forename]? |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
Well I'll turn the pages and you tell me to stop if you see a O for [CENSORED: forename]. |
M1108 |
There a O! |
F1107 |
Aw! There it goes! |
M1108 |
There's two! There's a little O for [CENSORED: forename] and a little O for [CENSORED: forename]. |
F1107 |
That's right, a big O and a little O. |
M1108 |
Is a big O for [CENSORED: forename] and a little O for oranges? |
F1107 |
That's right. |
M1108 |
There's the oranges juggling! |
F1107 |
That's right, the mannie's juggling aa they oranges, and fitt's this?
Here, fitt's she got?
[cough] |
M1108 |
She's go- he's got a present for him. |
F1107 |
That's right, he's delivering a parcel. |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
Mmhm. |
M1108 |
Who, who's that? |
F1107 |
That's, I think that's Miss Hubbard. |
M1108 |
That's Miss Hubbard, and Postman's giving a present to Miss Hubbard. |
F1107 |
That's right, well done.
Have you got Postman Pat books at playschool? |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
Have ye? |
M1108 |
Aye! |
F1107 |
That's good. Stop playing wi yer ears. |
M1108 |
And [CENSORED: forename] just comes! |
F1107 |
[CENSORED: forename]? |
M1108 |
Aye! |
F1107 |
Is she yer new helper? |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
And do you love her? |
M1108 |
Aye! |
F1107 |
Aw, ye wee Romeo, you!
//Hmm?// |
M1108 |
//Mm.//
//Watch it, watch this Mum, watch!// |
F1107 |
// Mmhm.//
//What is it?// |
M1108 |
//Aw!// |
F1107 |
What is it? What is it?
If that's an O. |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
That's a P. |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
Fitt comes aifter P? |
M1108 |
P, eh. |
F1107 |
Q-? |
M1108 |
Q.
//A R.// |
F1107 |
//And then?//
And then that's a? |
M1108 |
W. |
F1107 |
No, after Q it's?
R-? |
M1108 |
R. |
F1107 |
Then?
S- |
M1108 |
E. |
F1107 |
S. |
M1108 |
S.
//And,// |
F1107 |
//T-?// |
M1108 |
and and the cat didna spill the glue, sure?
She's happy! |
F1107 |
That's right!
She's happy.
Eh, and fitt's that? A T-? |
M1108 |
And [inhale] a T. |
F1107 |
For? |
M1108 |
For tunnel. |
F1107 |
That's right, and what's that thing on top of the tunnel?
It's a tr-? |
M1108 |
Train-track. |
F1107 |
And a train, well done.
[cough] |
M1108 |
And he's come, she, he's driving, and he th-, Jess is trying to deid po- postman! |
F1107 |
Jess is trying to deid the postman? |
M1108 |
Aye! |
F1107 |
Jess is trying to run ower Postman Pat, is she driving?
//Is she behind that wheel?// |
M1108 |
//A-//
aye! |
F1107 |
[inhale] Oh my good grief!
Is it gaun o be a hit and run? |
M1108 |
Aye? |
F1107 |
Oh my goodness! And fitt's gonna happen to Pat? |
M1108 |
She's gonna be, h- he's gonna be deid! |
F1107 |
Is he? Squashed? |
M1108 |
Aye, and he gaun tae be bleeding! |
F1107 |
Aw naw, farr'll he go? |
M1108 |
He'll go s- he'll- h- he'll go to the
//the// |
F1107 |
//To the?//
//Ho-// |
M1108 |
//t-//
hospital! |
F1107 |
And fitt will they dae there? Will they bandage him up? |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
Mak him aa better? |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
Fix him? |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
Good stuff. |
M1108 |
Look Mum, that's for the car. |
F1107 |
Mmhm. |
M1108 |
And, and it's got two holes, so it's for that! |
F1107 |
Ken see that jigsaw's [?]on?[/?], we should mak them aa, and turn them aa roon aboot, and put numbers on the back so we ken which one's which,
shouldn't we? |
M1108 |
Aye.
Put ji- numbers on the jigsaw? |
F1107 |
Uh-huh. |
M1108 |
Why?
//An-// |
F1107 |
//On the back.//
//Oh!// |
M1108 |
//And// |
F1107 |
Look!
Fitt's that?
A snowman and, Postman and Jess has gaun to their bed!
Think that's a bobble scarf? |
M1108 |
Aye.
//When// |
F1107 |
//Is he singing?// |
M1108 |
when a snowman, a big snowman round and fat,
I've got a bobble cap and a little bobble hat, when the snow is falling, you hear me sing! Happy, happy Christmas day.
//Is he singing that?// |
F1107 |
//Aw! [clapping]//
I think he is!
Do you think it can be Christmas because it's snowing? |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
Didna snow at oor Christmas,
//did it?// |
M1108 |
//Hey!//
Pat and Jessie's sleeping! |
F1107 |
Aye, Pat and Jessie's haein a big sleep. |
M1108 |
Aye.
And, and, Postman has to say, it has to be one hundred thousand [inaudible] so Jessie and Pat can wake up. |
F1107 |
Right, it has to say one hundred thousand on the clock? |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
Aye but if they won one hundred thousand pound on the lottery they wouldna hiv to get up fur work, would they? |
M1108 |
No. |
F1107 |
[laugh] |
M1108 |
Good grief!
//Aw naw!// |
F1107 |
//Fitt would they be if they won the lottery?//
//What?// |
M1108 |
//S-//
some, some, some black dots fell off the- there! |
F1107 |
Fell off the snowman? |
M1108 |
Aye! |
F1107 |
I dinna think they've put on his buttons yet? I think they're just makkin them.
Is that fitt it is? |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
Fitt's he got for a hat? |
M1108 |
I dinna ken. |
F1107 |
Fitt do ye think it is? Look.
Ken fitt I think it is? |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
It's a pan.
Look, see, there's a pan bit and there's the handle. |
M1108 |
Why's he nee- why's the snowman wearing a pan? |
F1107 |
[yawn] Cause they're divots, and they made it, gied him a pan hat, instead of a hat. |
M1108 |
So the, he gonna get one o these? |
F1107 |
No!
//Pat// |
M1108 |
//What?// |
F1107 |
should gie him his hat, and his bobble scarf, shouldn't he? |
M1108 |
Aye, so he's cold? |
F1107 |
That's right!
It's nae very nice, is it? |
M1108 |
No, that's rude. |
F1107 |
So it is. |
M1108 |
[growl]
[hitting noise] |
F1107 |
That's just bad, you giein Pat a slap, are ye? |
M1108 |
[hitting noise] I got his scarf, and then I got his hat.
And then I took off that, and do that, and give that off and put it on there! |
F1107 |
Very well done!
Aren't you good? |
M1108 |
And look, he's got off his hat! |
F1107 |
That's right, cause you nicked it. |
M1108 |
Why I did? |
F1107 |
Cause ye did, dinna take off yer [?]backpack[/?]. |
M1108 |
Why?
//But I'm hot!// |
F1107 |
//Becau-.//
Oh ye're hot wi it on? Well wait, because your packies in there.
Okay? |
M1108 |
Okay, one, two, three, get off! |
F1107 |
Right.
Okley-dokelys! |
M1108 |
Can you read a last one? |
F1107 |
That story? Aye, any one ye want, darling.
//Ye can take it off noo.// |
M1108 |
//Fitt's that?//
Fitt's that? |
F1107 |
Take it off. |
M1108 |
Fitt's that Mum? |
F1107 |
Fitt? |
M1108 |
Fitt's that? |
F1107 |
Your Favourite Story-Time Tales. |
M1108 |
Fitt does it say, like? |
F1107 |
Well that says |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
Chicken Licken,
and that's The Elves and The Shoemaker, |
M1108 |
Mmhm. |
F1107 |
that's Jack and The Beanstalk,
your favourite.
That's the Sly Fox and The Little Red Hen.
And that's, eh Little Red Riding Hood. |
M1108 |
Can I r- can I read that one? |
F1107 |
Which one? |
M1108 |
That one. |
F1107 |
Jack and The Beanstalk? |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
Aye, if we like.
//Course I can!// |
M1108 |
//Can you read it to me?// |
F1107 |
That's fitt mums is for, isn't it? |
M1108 |
Mmhm! |
F1107 |
Fa's yer favourite one in the, in Jack and the Beanstalk? |
M1108 |
The giant. |
F1107 |
Mmhm.
//Fitt's he say?// |
M1108 |
//He//
he says "fee fi fo fum, who's in that cupboard?" |
F1107 |
He disna say who's in the cupboard! |
M1108 |
Aye he does! |
F1107 |
He disna!
[CENSORED: forename], stop playin wi that cable.
He says "fee fi fo fum, I sme-?" |
M1108 |
Smells. |
F1107 |
The? |
M1108 |
Blood. |
F1107 |
Of? |
M1108 |
A Englishman. |
F1107 |
Uh-huh. |
M1108 |
he |
F1107 |
"Be he |
M1108 |
"alive or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread." |
F1107 |
That's right. |
M1108 |
And farr is he?
//[exhale]// |
F1107 |
//What?//
//Who?// |
M1108 |
//Ma!// |
F1107 |
Jack and The Beanstalk? |
M1108 |
Aye. |
F1107 |
[inaudible]and the giant, in this one. |
M1108 |
Why? |
F1107 |
Right, well let's. |
M1108 |
I'm scared, farr's the
//giant?// |
F1107 |
//Ye canna be scared, wait till I find it.// |
M1108 |
Farr is it? |
F1107 |
Erm.
Is that it? No.
Did ye see him, he's a wolf, he's gonna eat grandma. |
M1108 |
Why he is? |
F1107 |
He's gonna gobble her all up! |
M1108 |
Why?
Is he eated them? |
F1107 |
No, she's hiding under the bed. |
M1108 |
Why? |
F1107 |
[inhale] Look!
But his dad's coming wi an axe to kill the wolf. |
M1108 |
Why? |
F1107 |
Because he wants to.
And they'll eat up the wolf for supper.
Will they? |
M1108 |
No!
Whe- when when the wolf comes, he's gaun to eat the axe! |
F1107 |
Right. |